都是雙子惹的禍

都是雙子惹的禍  vs 十二星座週末的Party

當『雙子』正在向大家炫耀自己豔遇時，
隔壁桌有人開始挑釁…

『獅子』拍桌子大吼一聲，『白羊』立刻掀了桌子衝過去，
『雙子』嚇得哭了，『巨蟹』迅速安慰，『天秤』趕緊急打圓場，

『處女』遠遠旁觀，『水瓶』喝醉繼續在跳脫衣舞，
『金牛』苦臉算著等一下要賠多少錢ㄚ??

『射手』把現場拍下來傳到Facebook，
『摩羯』不耐煩的看手錶，
『天蝎』走到那人背後隨手同捅了一刀

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“It’s all Gemini’s fault” vs “12 Zodiac Signs’ Weekend Party”     

By: Gu Xiao Jin

Just as Gemini is bragging about his chance encounter with a bombshell beauty, someone at the next table starts to provoke.

While Leo slams on the table and roars, Aries turns the table over and rams the provoker.

Pisces is so frightened by the act she immediately bursts into tears.

Cancer tries to comfort her, as Libra hurries to mediate the situation.

Virgo watches the scene from a distance;

Aquarius, drunk, continues to strip down as she dances.

Taurus calculates in anguish how much they will have to pay later for the damages.

Sagittarius takes a video of the fight and posts it on Facebook.

As Capricorn looks at his watch impatiently,

Scorpio goes behind the provoker and casually stabs him in the back.
 

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